О колумнисте, который хотел прийти к власти и таки пришел

Один русский был такой колумнист. И вот однажды идет он по Женеве, думает о судьбах России. Как вдруг навстречу ему — Господь Бог.
— О, кстати, Господь! — говорит колумнист, — Россия гибнет, а ты молчишь!
— А чего ты от меня хочешь, — пожимал плечами Господь, — Россия сама этого хочет.
— Россия не хочет! — восклицал колумнист, — Россия оккупирована упырями! А русский народ хочет свободы!
— Так чего, — спрашивал Господь, — Надо убрать упырей, что ли?
— Когда мы придем к власти, мы так и сделаем! — кивал колумнист.
— А, — пробормотал Господь, — Еще, значит, к власти… Ну хорошо. Уберу я тебе упырей.
Как вдруг всё померкло. И видит колумнист, что он уже не в Женеве, а наоборот — прямо в Кремле. Стоит в Царской башне, а перед ним — вся бескрайняя Россия, от края до края.
И — никого. Пустота. Ни шевеления, ни дымка. Стерильная чистота. Первый снег.
— Во, отлично! — восклицал колумнист, — Прям как в Женеве! Ща в Телеграм об этом напишем…
И колумнист достал из кармана устройство.

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