Про юриста и про публициста

Один мужчина был такой юрист, а другой был публицист. И вот стоят они однажды возле кремлевского кабинета, приема ждут. Как вдруг видят — идет вдалеке призрачный человек с протянутой рукой. Толстый, волосатый, оборванный. Стучится в кабинеты и вопит:
— Давайте вы мне будете и дальше платить, а я буду писать, что хочу!
— Видал, — говорит один мужчина другому, — Это Кононенко. Выпрашивает свои кремлевские пенсии.
— Что поделать, — отвечал другой, — Алкогольная зависимость, ипотека. Жалко его.
— А нечего было писать, что хотел! — говорит первый, — Надо писать то, что надо! Не дай бог, конечно, когда-нибудь стать вот таким…
— А нам-то с чего? — удивлялся второй, — Мы пишем, что надо. Мы сильные журналисты, мы никогда не вызываем раздражения, мы логичные и понятные. Нас вот сейчас пригласят в кабинет.
Из кабинета донеслось: Заходите!
— Во, пошли, — сказал первый.
— Слушай, — немного замялся второй, — Ты извини… а ты не помнишь точно, кто из нас кто?
— В каком смысле? — не понял первый.
— Ну, кто из нас публицист, а кто — юрист, — сказал второй.
— Я публицист, — уверенно сказал первый, — Или нет?.. А ты кто?
— Я… — пробормотал второй, — Я… я не помню… я думал, что ты юрист..
— Я юрист? — немного задумался первый, — Но тогда получается, что публицист — это ты.
— Получается так, — пожимал плечами второй.
— Че не идете? — кричали из кабинета, — У меня времени мало!
— Ладно, пошли, — махнул рукой второй, — Там разберемся.
И мужчины вошли.

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